#sk

The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery. ↗

— Dave Barry

#basically #celery #democrats #demonstrated #management

When I realized I was having trouble reading, I was too embarrassed to ask for help. Some teachers believed in me, but I just wasn't focused on school - I was into the music and trying to please my dad. ↗

— Fantasia Barrino

#believed #dad #embarrassed #focused #having

Skiers view snowboarders as a menace; snowboarders view skiers as Elmer Fudd. ↗

— Dave Barry

#skiers #view

The finest clothing made is a person's own skin, but, of course, society demands something more than this. ↗

— Mark Twain

#course #demands #finest #made #more

I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just people being funny in different ways, not just sketch, not just standup, not just characters, all of those things. ↗

— Todd Barry

#being #being funny #call #characters #comedy

I'm not a money manager, but I can tell you what the conventional wisdom is. The younger you are, the more risk you can take on. ↗

— Maria Bartiromo

#conventional wisdom #i #i can #manager #money

Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why. ↗

— Bernard Baruch

#apple #asked #fall #millions #newton

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. ↗

— Mark Twain

#full #good #line #prophesy #risks

The children don't wear their masks at home and in controlled surroundings. ↗