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Every ounce of my cynicism is supported by historical precedent.


Glen Cook


#humor #life #humor

EVERYTHING NOT FORBIDDEN IS COMPULSORY


T.H. White


#government #humor #totalitarianism #humor

When God made man she was practicing.


Rita Mae Brown


#humor #humor

good girls go to heaven and bad girls go everywhere


Helen Gurley Brown


#humor #naughty #sex #virginity #humor

Harry Dresden. Saving the world, one act of random destruction at a time.


Jim Butcher


#heroism #humor #humor

It's amazing--my parents call everything a discussion. If I were standing across the street, firing a bazooka at my mother, while my father was launching mortar back at me, and Jeffery was charging down the driveway with a grenade in his teeth, my parents would say we should stop having this public "discussion".


Jordan Sonnenblick


#euphemism #humor #parents #humor

I disapprove of matrimony as a matter of principle.... Why should any independent, intelligent female choose to subject herself to the whims and tyrannies of a husband? I assure you, I have yet to meet a man as sensible as myself! (Amelia Peabody)


Elizabeth Peters


#humor #husbands #intelligence #intelligent #marriage

Ok, let me just write that down for you since you seem to think I'm you personal assistant," Sally responded, her tone clipped. "You ever noticed how assistant starts with ass? Do you think that's a coincidence?" Jen shrugged her shoulders as she raised her eyebrows at Sally.


Quinn Loftis


#humor

Sorry I painted the word 'twat' on your garage door.


David Shrigley


#humor #regret #shrigley #vandalism #humor

We are not going to change the whole world, but we can change ourselves and feel free as birds. We can be serene even in the midst of calamities and, by our serenity, make others more tranquil. Serenity is contagious. If we smile at someone, he or she will smile back. And a smile costs nothing. We should plague everyone with joy. If we are to die in a minute, why not die happily, laughing? (136-137)


Swami Satchidananda


#death #freedom #happiness #joy #laughter






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