#smoking

You're always better off if you quit smoking; it's never too late. ↗

— Loni Anderson

#better #better off #late #never #never too late

I quit smoking well over twenty years ago. ↗

— Shelley Berman

#i #i quit #over #quit #smoking

Oh, I did stop smoking a long time ago. ↗

— Mario Lemieux

#did #i #long #long time #oh

Saying sulfates do not cause acid rain is the same as saying that smoking does not cause lung cancer. ↗

— Drew Lewis

#cancer #cause #does #lung #rain

I've chosen to get the word out to women, especially young women, that tobacco is not glamorous - it's addictive and smoking takes a serious toll on your health. ↗

— Mena Suvari

#chosen #especially #get #glamorous #health

Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine. ↗

— George Dennison Prentice

#dead #kills #live #men #much

I applaud the American Cancer Society for all they do to eradicate smoking. Their local, state and national efforts help to discourage young people from taking up this deadly habit and the resources they provide have helped numerous smokers quit. ↗

— Allyson Schwartz

#applaud #cancer #deadly #discourage #efforts

Listening to a news broadcast is like smoking a cigarette and crushing the butt in the ashtray. ↗

— Milan Kundera

#broadcast #cigarette #crushing #like #listening

Personally, if I were trying to discourage people from smoking, my sign would be a little different. In fact, I might even go too far in the opposite direction. My sign would say something like, "Smoke if you wish. But if you do, be prepared for the following series of events: First, we will confiscate your cigarette and extinguish it somewhere on the surface of your skin. We will then run you nicotine-stained fingers through a paper shredder and throw them into the street, where wild dogs will swallow them and then regurgitate them into the sewers, so that infected rats can further soil them before they're flushed out to sea with the rest of the city's filth. After such time, we will sysematically seek out your friends and loved one and destroy their lives." Wouldn't you like to see a sign like that? ↗

— George Carlin

#humor #smoking #funny

Smoking I find the most ridiculous of all the varieties of human behavior and practically the only one that is entirely against nature. Can you imagine a cow or any animal taking a mouthful of smoldering straw than breathing in the smoke and blowing it out through its nostrils? ↗

— Ian Fleming

#imagination