#som

Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn't be done. ↗

— Earl Wilson

#boss #done #embarrassing #him #nothing

To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible. ↗

— Earl Wilson

#deductible #man #sell #something #tell

I am not quite a poet but I am something of the kind. ↗

— Edmund Wilson

#i #i am #kind #poet #quite

I believe we ought to subsidize some health care for the poor, but Medicare subsidizes everyone's health care. ↗

— James Q. Wilson

#care #everyone #health #health care #i

Especially with a comedy, you've got the clear cut goal of trying to make a scene funny. It's not like drama where you're trying to achieve some kind of emotion or trying to further the story along. You're trying to figure out what's the funniest way to do something. ↗

— Luke Wilson

#along #clear #comedy #cut #drama

It's always been my personal feeling that unless you are married, there is something that is not very dignified about talking about who you are dating. ↗

— Luke Wilson

#about #always #been #dignified #feeling

Do men have a biological clock? I feel like I do. Something is definitely ticking! ↗

— Luke Wilson

#clock #definitely #feel #i #i do

Sometimes when you get on a new movie you kind of how to figure out the way other people work and it can be like being the new kid in high school where you're just trying to find out where your place is on the movie or on the set. ↗

— Luke Wilson

#figure #find #get #high #high school

It's like someone cutting up a loved one in front of you, all the time insisting they've got your best interests at heart. They're very devious nowadays. ↗

— Malcolm Wilson

#best interests #cutting #devious #front #got

Sometimes, an afternoon spent in bed with someone can be the most important thing in the universe. ↗

— Malcolm Wilson

#bed #important #important thing #most #someone