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Sometimes because a woman is beautiful, she's not encouraged to be more, although she may have so much more to offer.


Susan Anton


#beautiful #because #encouraged #may #more

Sometimes it's hard to tell if a joke is working or not for the first couple of minutes.


Dave Attell


#first #hard #joke #minutes #sometimes

People go through life and make personal decisions and sometimes they don't work out. I won't be the first person to be divorced.


Tiki Barber


#decisions #divorced #first #go #i

Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people "the cops." But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school!


Dave Attell


#call #choice #cops #driving #drunk

Sometimes you feel more naked when you're totally dressed than the other way around.


Emmanuelle Beart


#dressed #feel #more #naked #other

Sometimes in politics one must duel with skunks, but no one should be fool enough to allow skunks to choose the weapons.


Joseph Cannon


#choose #duel #enough #fool #must

Friends have suggested that I am the least qualified person to talk about happiness, because I am often down, and sometimes profoundly depressed. But I think that's where my qualification comes from. Because to know happiness, it helps to know unhappiness.


Alastair Campbell


#am #because #comes #depressed #down

I sometimes wonder if the inability to find oneself makes one seek oneself in other people, in characters.


John Cazale


#find #i #inability #makes #oneself

I play these sort of comical instruments I invented, like the electric rake and the electric plunger. I do a lot of almost stand-up comedy material. Just the juxtaposition of the different styles in itself sometimes is funny. Like, I do sort of an acoustic version of 'Purple Haze' that has some bluegrass licks in it.


Eugene Chadbourne


#almost #bluegrass #comedy #different #different styles

I usually work from the inside out but sometimes in comedy it's fun to work from the outside in.


Michael Chiklis


#fun #i #inside #out #outside






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