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Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an ever smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose


Winston Churchill


#leisure #recreation #sport #design

Several professional athletes have wrongly taught many young Americans by example that the only way to succeed in sports is to take steroids.


Jim Sensenbrenner


#example #many #only #professional #professional athletes

When you're a sportswriter, you learn how to use your imagination and to flex your literary muscle, because it's the same game played over and over again. There's nothing unique or marvelous. It's not an earthquake, or a weird mass murder. It's just the same old game played over and over, and you have to bring out the personalities. You have to drag them kicking and screaming out into the light of day, or you're not a good sportswriter.


Rick Bragg


#sportswriters #writing #imagination

In medieval times, contrary to popular belief, most knights were bandits, mercenaries, lawless brigands, skinners, highwaymen, and thieves. The supposed chivalry of Charlemagne and Roland had as much to do with the majority of medieval knights as the historical Jesus with the temporal riches and hypocrisy of the Catholic Church, or any church for that matter. Generally accompanied by their immoral entourage or servants, priests, and whores, they went from tourney to tourney like a touring rock and roll band, sports team, or gang of South Sea pirates. Court to court, skirmish to skirmish, rape to rape. Fighting as the noble's substitution for work.


Tod Wodicka


#brigands #catholic-church #charlemagne #chivalry #highwaymen

It would be difficult to convince me that leaning has no effect whatsoever on the outcome of my bowling.


Amy Krouse Rosenthal


#bowling #leaning #sports #life

Life would be better if the Leafs would make the playoffs. Life would be perfect if they’d win the Stanley Cup.


Tom Earle


#playoffs #sports #stanley-cup #life

Bruiser stared in the mirror hanging in his locker and ran a comb through his blond hair, wishing he had dark hair like Harris, or a mean look like Zach, or even a guy-next-door like Derek. Hell no, he looked like a f***ing movie star and he f***ing hated it. –-Backfield in Motion


Jami Davenport


#football-romance #jami-davenport #romance #seattle-lumberjacks #sports-romance

At least watching dirty movies can be kind of fascinating if they aren't too horribly strange. And even the horribly strange ones are still more interesting than televised sports.


Merrill Markoe


#porn #sports #movies

Who but the sports-mad [Norman] Mailer would liken the battle between God and the Devil to a game of American football? The contest, for sure, has with [sic] own laws (so that after God and the Devil 'tackle a guy, they don't kick him in the head'), but each side is not above cheating—with God breaking the rules occasionally by throwing in 'a miracle'. Strangely, Mailer doesn’t mention Jesus in this agonising analogy, but then the notion of the 'super-sub' may be an image too far even for him.


Christopher Hitchens


#book-review #devil #god #jesus #miracles

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take...Wayne Gretzky Take the Shot(s)


Shelley K. Wall


#fbi #romance #romantic-suspense #sports #suspense






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