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What the hell happened to your leg?" Ang asked him. Matt looked down at his shin, which was scraped and oozing and seemed to be caked in mud. "Crashed." "Crashed what?" Ang asked. "My mountain bike. We just got back." "You crashed, then what? Rolled in dirt?" He laughed. "Something like that actually. It's not a successful ride if you don't bleed." He must not have noticed the look of horror on my face, because he asked, suddenly enthusiastic, "You guys ride?"Angelo and I just looked at each other, and he seemed to realize that was a "no." "Too bad. Well, make yourselves at home. Beer's in the fridge. I have to get cleaned up. Kickoff's in ten minutes." "Football?" Angelo asked. Matt looked at his as if he had just asked if the sky was really blue. "Yeah! First game of the regular season!" We just stared blankly at him, and he just laughed and disappeared down the hall. Angelo looked at me with a smile on his face. "Four fags watchin' football. Must be pretty fuckin' cold in hell right now.


Marie Sexton


#funny #gay #matt #sports #zach

The problem with winter sports is that -- follow me closely here -- they generally take place in winter.


Dave Barry


#humor #ice-fishing #ice-skating #skiing #snow-camping

Wii Sports: All the frustration of real sports with out the physical exercise.


Felix Harneis


#humor #physical-exercise #sports #wii #humor

It's Thursday afternoon, and we have sports. These are the choices for the girls: watching an invitational cricket game; studying in one of the classrooms; or watching the senior rugby league. As you can imagine, I'm torn.


Melina Marchetta


#sports #imagination

Sports just happen to be excellent for avoiding foreign-language stage fright and developing lasting friendships while still sounding like Tarzan.


Timothy Ferriss


#language #sports #tarzan #friendship

Serious sport has nothing to do with fair play. It is bound up with hatred, jealousy, boastfulness, disregard of all rules and sadistic pleasure in witnessing violence. In other words, it is war minus the shooting.


George Orwell


#bound #disregard #fair #fair play #hatred

football is like life - it requires perserverance, self-denial, hard work, sacrifice, dedication and respect for authority.


Vince Lombardi Jr.


#football #sports #life

When my TV show, 'Sports Jobs with Junior Seau,' assigned me to be a 'Sports Illustrated' reporter for a weekend, I didn't realize I'd have to squeeze it in around another sports job. I had planned to retire from the NFL to enjoy the cushy lifestyle of a full-time reality TV star, but I wound up getting run over by a bull.


Junior Seau


#around #assigned #bull #enjoy #full-time

...I've spent the last fifteen years of my life railing against the game of soccer, an exercise that has been lauded as "the sport of the future" since 1977. Thankfully, that future dystopia has never come.


Chuck Klosterman


#future #humor #soccer #sports #humor

Sport must be amateur or it is not sport. Sports played professionally are entertainment.


Avery Brundage


#entertainment #must #played #professionally #sports






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