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#stereotypes

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #stereotypes




Christ, they’d be getting a cat next. He mentally recoiled from the idea: the day they did that, he’d cut off his dick and call himself a lesbian.


Kate Aaron


#gay #gay-stereotypes #lesbian #love #relationships

I bet you anything that 10 times out of 10, Nicky, Vinny and Tony will beat the shit out of Todd, Kyle and Tucker.


George Carlin


#stereotypes #humor

Kools and Newports were for black people and lower-class whites. Camels were for procrastinators, those who wrote bad poetry, and those who put off writing bad poetry. Merits were for sex addicts, Salems were for alcoholics, and Mores were for people who considered themselves to be outrageous but really weren't.


David Sedaris


#smoking #stereotypes #humor

Dude, I don’t want to talk about Lacey’s prom shoes. And I’ll tell you why: I have this thing that makes me really uninterested in prom shoes. It’s called a penis.


John Green


#humor #masculinity #humor

When a man plans, a woman laughs.


David Wong


#humour #men #paraphrased #plans #women

Male egos require constant stroking. Every task is an achievement, every success epic. That is why women cook, but men are chefs: we make cheese on toast, they produce pain de fromage.


Belle de Jour


#humor #truth #humor

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine.


Peter Ustinov


#hell #humor #humour #stereotypes #humor

My dear boy, no woman is a genius. Women are a decorative sex. They never have anything to say, but they say it charmingly. Women represent the triumph of matter over mind, just as men represent the triumph of mind over morals.


Oscar Wilde


#gender-stereotypes #men

Women leave their marriages when they can't take any more. Men leave when they find someone new.


J. Courtney Sullivan


#leave #marriage #men-and-women #marriage

Well, but you affirm that virtue is only elicited by temptation; - and you think that a woman cannot be too little exposed to temptation, or too little acquainted with vice, or anything connected therewith – It must be, either, that you think she is essentially so vicious, or so feeble-minded that she cannot withstand temptation, - and though she may be pure and innocent as long as she is kept in ignorance and restraint, yet, being destitute of real virtue, to teach her how to sin is at once to make her a sinner...


Anne Brontë


#men #sin #sinner #stereotypes #weakness






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