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Some people seemed to get all sunshine, and some all shadow…


Louisa May Alcott


#louisa-may-alcott #shadow #sunshine #louisa-may-alcott

I wasn't saying whatever they're saying I was saying. I'm sorry I said it really. I never meant it to be a lousy anti-religious thing. I apologize if that will make you happy. I still don't know quite what I've done. I've tried to tell you what I did do but if you want me to apologize, if that will make you happy, then OK, I'm sorry.


John Lennon


#beatles #humor #humour #jesus #religion

Assumptions are dangerous things to make, and like all dangerous things to make -- bombs, for instance, or strawberry shortcake -- if you make even the tiniest mistake you can find yourself in terrible trouble. Making assumptions simply means believing things are a certain way with little or no evidence that shows you are correct, and you can see at once how this can lead to terrible trouble. For instance, one morning you might wake up and make the assumption that your bed was in the same place that it always was, even though you would have no real evidence that this was so. But when you got out of your bed, you might discover that it had floated out to sea, and now you would be in terrible trouble all because of the incorrect assumption that you'd made. You can see that it is better not to make too many assumptions, particularly in the morning.


Lemony Snicket


#preconceptions #trouble

Jenks enthusiastically leaned against the counter and opened the box. Bypassing the plastic knife, he broke off about a third of it and took a huge bite. Ivy watched, appalled, and I shrugged. His mouth moving as he hummed, Jenks finished unpacking the sacks. I was half dead, Ivy was whoring herself to keep me safe, but Jenks was okay as long as he had chocolate.


Kim Harrison


#humor #pixy #romance #supernatural #vampire

Women are constantly trying to commit suicide for love, but generally they take care not to succeed.


W. Somerset Maugham


#love #suicide #women #humor

If warm air rises, Heaven could be hotter than Hell.


Steven Wright


#humor #humor

Tohru: "Call a doctor, or a vet, or something! Mr. Postman! It's terrible! You see?! They're animals!" Mailman: "Well, uh, yes, they certainly are. Here's your mail." Tohru: "No, no, we've got to do something!" (Shigure in dog form grabs the letter.) Mailman: "I wish my dog was as smart. Good day!


Natsuki Takaya


#humor #manga #natsuki-takaya #tohru #tohru-honda

A lovely evening of new idioms and fresh mozzarella.


Elizabeth Gilbert


#love

I am but a firefly caught in his jar and when he looks at me, I can’t help but glow.


Kellie Elmore


#lightning-bugs #love #love-story #lovers #summer

She is something else.


C.J. Duggan


#romance #summer #young-adult #young-adult-romance






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