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If the world were merely seductive, that would be easy. If it were merely challenging, that would be no problem. But I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day. ↗


— E.B. White


#humor #life #pleasure #humor

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure. ↗


— Mark Twain


#success #humor

The suspense is terrible. I hope it will last. ↗


— Oscar Wilde


#humor

Erre es korakas, Blinky!" Dionysus cursed. "I will have your soul! ↗


— Rick Riordan


#humor #olympians #humor

The advice that I usually give to young actors is that if you can create a character for the stage and keep that character fresh for at least 6 months that means you're doing the show eight times a week. ↗


— Joe Morton


#character #create #doing #eight #fresh

That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can't say 'No' in any of them. ↗


— Dorothy Parker


#humor #wordplay #humor

The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised. ↗


— George Will


#being #constantly #either #nice #part

Most men don't seem to get that telling a pissed-off woman to calm down is like throwing gunpowder on a fire.” ~ Liberty Jones ↗


— Lisa Kleypas


#pissed-off #sugar-daddy #humor

Rae burned me. She has matches or something. Look, look..." Tori pulled down the collar of her T-shirt. "Leave your cloths on, Tori," Simon said, raising his hands to his eyes. "Please. ↗


— Kelley Armstrong


#simon #the-summoning #humor

I had just heard tales that the Valkyrie were large warriors, akin to Amazons.” “If you’re the sole survivor of an army attacked by us, are you going to say we had our asses handed to us by petite, nubile females, or by she-monsters who can bench Buicks? ↗


— Kresley Cole


#humor #humor






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