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A brick could be used as a trophy, and when you get yours, believe me, you’ll have earned it.



Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

A brick could be used to destroy your mannequin lover. It’s the only proper thing to do. Remember, I was the one who warned you about dating a politician.



Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

We all love conflagrations. When the sky changes color, it is a dead man's passing.


André Breton


#surrealism #change

I’m surprised there isn’t a jet airplane designed in the shape of a brick. Some people (aeronautical engineers) might say that’s because bricks aren’t aerodynamic. Yeah, right. I’d like to see someone make that claim as they watch a brick flying towards their face at a high velocity. 



Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket #funny #humor #random #strange

A gas station pump/jukebox. Look, my car runs on 80s music!


Jarod Kintz


#dream #fragment #surreal #dreams

Equally, the surrealists consider words as witnesses of life acting in a direct way in human affairs. To use words properly it was necessary to treat them with respect, for they were the intermediaries between oneself and the rest of creation. To abuse them was immediately to set oneself adrift from true being. Words need to be coaxed to reveal a little of their true nature, so as to close the breach that exists between the writer and the universe. The world is not something alien against which man is in conflict. Rather man and cosmos exist in reciprocal motion. We are not cast adrift in an alien or meaningless environment. The universe is intimate with us and, as Breton insisted, it is a cryptogram to be deciphered.


Michael Richardson


#language #poetry #surrealism #words #world

Two bricks, parallel and horizontal, equals an equal sign.



Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

A brick could be divided into four equal pieces and split among three friends. I’ll take the two largest pieces, or half, whichever makes me appear the most generous.



Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket #funny #humor #random #sharing

I want to get the huge wart that looks like a nose removed from my back, but first I'm going to try to grow a mustache underneath it, to make it less noticeable.


Jarod Kintz


#blemish #funny #grotesque #humor #mustache

I am the washing machine of love. And if you have no idea what I mean, maybe it’s time to let some laundry into your life.


Jarod Kintz


#funny #love #surreal #funny






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