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To fly is to swim in the air, and a brick could be used as an as example to highlight man’s failure to fishbird.



Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

Somewhere there are gardens where peacocks sing like nightingales, somewhere there are caravans of separated lovers traveling to meet each other; there are ruby fires on distant mountains, and blue comets that come in spring like sapphires in the black sky. If this is not so, meet me in the shameful yard, and we will plant a gallows tree, and swing like sad pendulums, never once touching.


K.J. Bishop


#weird #surreal

I love like an albino. But I don’t want to get sunburned, so would you please pass the ketchup?


Jarod Kintz


#albino #funny #humor #love #surrealism

He wishes he were a skilled poet, it would fit his chosen image perfectly; the poor, tragic, tortured artiste. But he has no talent for words, neither for paints nor music; his uselessness is tremendously total.


Curtis Ackie


#alchemy #magic-realism #magical-realism #surrealism #music

Dream nonsense: Character: Hey, how are you? Me: I’m tired. I mean, this is a dream, so I must be, right?


Jarod Kintz


#surreal #change

A blanket could be used to keep me single. Not that I need any help from anybody or anything to stay single. Actually, to stay single, I need the full cooperation of the entire female population, which is kind of impressive, because in conclusively and inclusively agreeing not to date me, it's like the first time in human history a collective has ever fully agreed on something. 



Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

This place has only three exits, sir: Madness, and Death.


Rene Daumal


#madness #philosophy #surrealism #death

A brick is what the aliens gave me to communicate with them. It’s easy to operate. Just go to a party, or any crowded location, place the brick on your head, and stand perfectly still until they open up lines of communication. If you talk to Egbok Wangor, tell him I want the twenty bucks he owes me—and I’ll even give you a twenty percent collector’s fee.



Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

On the night of the murder I was at home, asleep. The characters in my dream can vouch for me.


Jarod Kintz


#humor #murder #surreal #dreams

Love doesn’t spend its time watering your plants. But it might bubblegum swank monkey mouth with you—twice.


Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #love #surreal #age






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