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I missed you every minute this week and I don't want to spend another day without you. If my mom disowns me for being with a vampire, then that's her decision, but I've made mine, and I won't apologize of back down from it. ↗

— Jeaniene Frost

#grave #halfway #decisions

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#found #i #i always #kid #lot

Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask. Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#actor #acts #deals #delicate #does

My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#always #day #did #eye #garbage

It is clear that this essential Christian doctrine gives a new value to human nature, to human history and to human life which is not to be found in the other great oriental religions. ↗

— Christopher Dawson

#clear #doctrine #essential #found #gives

My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#boyfriend #broke #her #just #marriage

My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#friend #liked #me #mother #never

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#i #luck #politician #running #way

When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#covering #i #kept #me #played

When I was younger, I thought about retiring. ↗

— Tanya Tucker

#i #retiring #thought #younger