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Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light - you'll go broke. ↗

— Chuck Jones

#broke #bucket #buy #catastrophes #go

There was a possibility I could have been under surveillance. ↗

— Julius Rosenberg

#could #i #possibility #surveillance #under

If ever I needed an eight foot putt, and everything I owned depended on it, I would want Arnold Palmer to putt for me. ↗

— Bobby Jones

#arnold palmer #depended #eight #ever #everything

You might as well praise a man for not robbing a bank. ↗

— Bobby Jones

#man #might #praise #robbing #well

If you want a midget to look like a baby, don't put a cigar in his mouth. ↗

— Chuck Jones

#cigar #his #like #look #midget

The older I get, the more individuality I find in animals and the less I find in humans. ↗

— Chuck Jones

#get #humans #i #individuality #less

The only time a wife listens to her husband is when he's asleep. ↗

— Chuck Jones

#her #husband #listens #only #only time

There's only one test of a great children's book, or a great children's film, and that is this: If it can be read or viewed with pleasure by adults, then it has the chance to be a great children's film, or a great children's book. ↗

— Chuck Jones

#chance #children #film #great #only

When critics sit in judgment it is hard to tell where justice leaves off and vengeance begins. ↗

— Chuck Jones

#critics #hard #judgment #justice #leaves

Comedy is a very, very, very stringent business. ↗

— Chuck Jones

#comedy #stringent #very