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She just asked me to pick her up some tampons and a Yoo-Hoo." ~Alex Sinclair ↗


— Jenny B. Jones


#humor #dating

My greatest friend is truth. ↗


— Beth Fantaskey


#truth #dating

From: Christian Grey Subject: Shenaniwhatagans? Date: June 15, 2011 09:32 To: Anastasia Steele You don't have to work, Anastasia. You have no idea how appalled I am at my shenanigans. But I like keeping you up late ;) Please use your blackberry. Oh, and marry me, please. ↗


— E.L. James


#christian-grey #ocinej #dating

What's your name?" "Emma Gould," she said. "What's yours?" "Wanted." "By all the girls or just the law? ↗


— Dennis Lehane


#gangsters #humor #dating

Everything was usual. That was depression: being stuck, clinging to an out-of-date version of oneself. ↗


— Edward St. Aubyn


#dating

Courting is a much sweeter term than 'dating'. It sounds like it has more intent, more like an agreement that two people enter into with a future in mind. ↗


— Kim Cattrall


#dating #dating

Don't expect to sit next to the moon unless you are a star! ↗


— Kevin Darné


#dating

The alternate domination of one faction over another, sharpened by the spirit of revenge, natural to party dissension, which in different ages and countries has perpetrated the most horrid enormities, is itself a frightful despotism. But this leads at length to a more formal and permanent despotism. The disorders and miseries, which result, gradually incline the minds of men to seek security and repose in the absolute power of an individual; and sooner or later the chief of some prevailing faction, more able or more fortunate than his competitors, turns this disposition to the purposes of his own elevation, on the ruins of Public Liberty. ↗


— George Washington


#party-dissension #party-politics #age

Hey," Marshall said, leaning beside me. "You okay? You look supremely pissed." I smiled. "I'm absolutely fine." "Is your boyfriend here on a date with someone else? Did you guys break up or something?" He seemed to be mocking me. "Yep. We broke up," I said sarcastically. "I caught him sleeping with my sister and then she found out she was pregnant. It didn't work out between them, though, and he left her for that girl." I gestured at Sarah. "My sister's gonna take him on Jerry Springer." Marshall raised an eyebrow. "You don't have a sister." "And you don't have any brain cells. ↗


— C. Gray


#marshall #my-heart-be-damned #dating

We’re late. For a VERY important date ↗


— Elle Lothlorien


#dating






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