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I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it's hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood. ↗

— Larry David

#adulthood #because #childhood #had #hard

I have quite a house. People come over and I go, 'I know, I'm sorry.' ↗

— Larry David

#go #house #i #know #over

I have reservations about everything I do. ↗

— Larry David

#everything #i #i do #reservations

I like to be quiet, and let people find me rather than having to shout at them. ↗

— Larry David

#having #i #like #me #people

My view is that when in doubt, society should err on the side of life. ↗

— Mac Thornberry

#err #life #should #side #society

I never thought for a second that anything I ever did was going to make someone cringe. That never occurred to me. ↗

— Larry David

#cringe #did #ever #going #i

It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so. ↗

— Josh Billings

#know #nothing #than

I still think of that guy I was without a wife or kids, and I still want to entertain that guy. The lonely guy, the frustrated guy, the guy with no money - this is the guy who needs to laugh. ↗

— Larry David

#frustrated #guy #i #kids #laugh

I think Michael Moore is a hero. ↗

— Larry David

#i #i think #michael #moore #think

I'm surprised sometimes at how some of my actions are misinterpreted. ↗

— Larry David

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