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He methodically basted the dark skin of the Alsatian, which he had stuffed with garlic and herbs. "One rule in life", he murmured to himself. "If you can smell garlic, everything is all right". ↗


— J.G. Ballard


#dinner #dog #dog-meat #dogs #garlic

And you call yourself a pal of mine!" "Yes, I know; but there are limits." "Bertie," said Bingo reproachfully, "I saved your life once." "When?" "Didn't I? It must have been some other fellow then. Well, anyway, we were boys together and all that. You can't let me down." "Oh, all right," I said. "But, when you say you haven't nerve enough for any dashed thing in the world, you misjudge yourself. ↗


— P.G. Wodehouse


#jeeves #life

Are there any books of that sort nowadays? The only ones I ever see mentioned in the papers are about married couples who find life grey, and can't stick each other at any price. ↗


— P.G. Wodehouse


#jeeves #life

You’ve gone far away to a place with no horses and very little grass, and you’re studying how to write a story with a happy ending. If you can write that ending for yourself, maybe you can come back. ↗


— Jennifer Echols


#happy-ending #horses #kentucky #new-york #stable-boy

We Are Only As Good As Our Last Decision ↗


— Dawn Derringer Artist


#betrayal #chronicles #decisions #disrespect #humour

Vegetables come from the ground. So does my love. Eat it raw.
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— Jarod Kintz


#love #raw #vegetables #love

But did he know that I'd already forgiven him for having rejected me? ↗


— Maryam Schonbeck


#romantic #taboo #love

I have always loved Naoko, and I still love her. But there is a decisive finality to what exists between Midori and me. It has an irresistible power that is bound to sweep me into the future. What I feel for Naoko is a tremendously quiet and gentle and transparent love, but what I feel for Midori is a wholly different emotion. It stands and walks on its own, living and breathing and throbbing and shaking me to the roots of my being. ↗


— Haruki Murakami


#love

She said I would find Oswald out in the grounds, and such is a mother's love that she spoke as if that were a bit of a boost for the grounds and an inducement to go there. ↗


— P.G. Wodehouse


#jeeves #love

I continued with heavy sobs."Please Cassandra.Wake up,sweetheart.I'll do anything.I need you.You're all I've ever needed.All I've ever wanted." I pulled away and stroked my finger across her chin.She was everything, and for the first time in my life, I knew I would never want anyone elese. I caved and placed a small kis on her forehead.My lips needed to feel her just once more. I didn't deserve it but I wasn't ready to be a gentleman now. Pulling back, I looked down at her, my heart swelling in my chest. "I love you," I murmured,my head resting next to her ear. ↗


— Angela Graham


#love






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