#tally

Canadians can easily 'pass for American' as long as we don't accidentally use metric measurements or apologize when hit by a car. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#american #apologize #canadians #car #easily

It is practically impossible to teach good programming to students that have had a prior exposure to BASIC: as potential programmers they are mentally mutilated beyond hope of regeneration. ↗

— Edsger Dijkstra

#beyond #exposure #good #had #hope

The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. ↗

— Phyllis Diller

#accidentally #day #enjoyed #ever #gin

We are totally open kimono with regulators. ↗

— Jamie Dimon

#totally

I'm totally on a mission to find my signature scent, but I'm too mercurial. ↗

— Lexa Doig

#i #mission #scent #signature #too

I started in radio, again accidentally. I wasn't looking for this kind of work at all. ↗

— Hector Elizondo

#again #i #kind #looking #radio

I don't want to live. I want to love first, and live incidentally. ↗

— Zelda Fitzgerald

#i #incidentally #live #love #to love

I think that I'm so psychotic and so mentally ill that if I could tap into that I could do something really interesting. ↗

— Megan Fox

#i #i think #if i could #ill #interesting

I'm not totally altruistic. I've always had great career ambitions. But it has to come out in an organic way. If you push yourself out beyond where you are supposed to be, there's this pressure. ↗

— David Friedman

#always #beyond #career #come #great

I enjoy playing people that are totally different than me. ↗

— Edward Furlong

#enjoy #i #me #people #playing