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I think if you try to tailor your act to anybody, you end up with an act that doesn't work anyway.


Colin Quinn


#anybody #anyway #end #i #i think

I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, it's not a good place for you to be.


Colin Quinn


#feel #good #good place #i #i do

I'm just another guy who thinks he's smarter than he is, in a long line of them.


Colin Quinn


#guy #i #just #line #long

I'm not a big method actor. I'm much more superficial.


Colin Quinn


#big #i #method #method actor #more

If I had to give up everything else and keep just one aspect of the job, I'd have to keep writing because I love it. Yes, I enjoy performing, too. But I couldn't give up writing material.


Colin Quinn


#because #else #enjoy #everything #give

It was tumultuous, it was crazy, but I would not trade it for anything.


Colin Quinn


#crazy #i #trade #tumultuous #would

Marie Antoinette was funny, I'm sure she was just misinterpreted. You know the 'Let them eat cake' line. She seems like she was kind of funny, like a Chelsea Handler or Kathy Griffin type.


Colin Quinn


#cake #chelsea #eat #funny #griffin

So instead of talking about theoretical ways of ending the war and violence, I say that we have to get rid of the individual asholes in each office and situation.


Colin Quinn


#each #ending #get #i #individual

The mistake that people make in stand-up is thinking they're profound or they're deep when there are so many people who have more worthwhile ways of phrasing things.


Colin Quinn


#make #many #mistake #more #people

The only people who like to live alone more than comics are priests.


Colin Quinn


#comics #like #live #more #only






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