#th

If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#end #end of the day #green #knees #life

I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#interesting #laugh #laugh track #life #more

If I had rolled along with the strip's popularity and repeated myself for another five, 10 or 20 years, the people now 'grieving' for 'Calvin and Hobbes' would be wishing me dead. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#another #calvin #calvin and hobbes #dead #five

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#count #doing #pointless #something #spend

I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#dumb #i #information #just #thoroughly

I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#got #i #listening #quiet #start

Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery - it recharges by running. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#car #like #mind #off #process

So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#beyond #food #i #like #real

That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#describe #got #problem #science #things

No work or love will flourish out of guilt, fear, or hollowness of heart, just as no valid plans for the future can be made by those who have no capacity for living now. ↗

— Alan Watts

#fear #flourish #future #guilt #heart