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I can walk through a hotel lobby and watch people at the desk and see what they're doing. People don't look at me. They don't even know I'm there. ↗

— Jerry Seinfeld

#doing #even #hotel #i #i can

I won't do something unless I can get at least two or three good laughs out of it. If I can't, it's not gonna make the team. ↗

— Jerry Seinfeld

#gonna #good #i #i can #laughs

The first real thought that I had of something that I might do was to write for car magazines, because I always had a car thing. ↗

— Jerry Seinfeld

#because #car #first #had #i

The greatest thing about being a comedian is knowing other comedians. And you get to talk to them. Its the most fun. ↗

— Jerry Seinfeld

#being #comedian #comedians #fun #get

The truth is, I had always wanted to be a comedian, but I really didn't have that kind of personality, and it's a terrifying thing to say. ↗

— Jerry Seinfeld

#comedian #had #i #kind #personality

We sold 'Seinfeld' all over the world but it was a very specific kind of show. In some countries it went down really well, in others they hated it. ↗

— Jerry Seinfeld

#down #hated #kind #others #over

Well, all comedy starts with anger. You get angry, and its never for a good reason, right? You know its not a good reason. And then you try and work it from there. ↗

— Jerry Seinfeld

#angry #comedy #get #good #good reason

Well, Howard Stern has been doing his impression of me for years. It doesn't really bother me. ↗

— Jerry Seinfeld

#bother #doing #his #howard #howard stern

When someone does a small task beautifully, their whole environment is affected by it. ↗

— Jerry Seinfeld

#beautifully #does #environment #small #someone

You can be passionate about anything. ↗

— Jerry Seinfeld

#anything #passionate #you