#th

I have defeated this earthworm with my words. Imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists. ↗

— Charlie Sheen

#defeated #done #fire #fists #i

Sure, I did a lot of things in excess. But if you look at the core, the foundation of what I pursued, what red-blooded young American male in my position wouldn't? ↗

— Charlie Sheen

#core #did #excess #foundation #i

What they're not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes. ↗

— Charlie Sheen

#boom #gnarly #goes #guys #high

For now, I'm just going to hang out with these two smoking hotties and fly privately around the world. It might be lonely up here, but I sure like the view. ↗

— Charlie Sheen

#fly #going #hang #here #i

I just didn't believe I was like everybody else. I thought I was unique. ↗

— Charlie Sheen

#else #everybody #everybody else #i #just

I've spent, I think, close to the last decade effortlessly and magically converting your tin cans into pure gold. ↗

— Charlie Sheen

#close #converting #decade #effortlessly #gold

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. ↗

— Charlie Sheen

#cuddly #filled #i #last #last night

I think I have a duty as a recovering guy to help, to make my knowledge of what I went through accessible. ↗

— Charlie Sheen

#duty #guy #help #i #i think

I've got volumes on how not to behave. I've got more information now than a guy should have at my age. ↗

— Charlie Sheen

#behave #got #guy #how #i

I so desperately wanted to be Mr. Somebody. Instead, I was the little brother, included to a point. ↗

— Charlie Sheen

#desperately #i #included #instead #little