#thank

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. ↗

— Will Rogers

#be thankful #getting #government #paying #thankful

Whenever I walk off the golf course, I thank God that I'm able to tell a joke. I thank God I'm good at something. ↗

— Ray Romano

#course #god #golf #golf course #good

And a special thank you to the citizens of Massachusetts: You are paying all the taxes, creating all the jobs, raising all the children. This government is yours. Thank you for letting me serve you. I love this job. ↗

— Mitt Romney

#citizens #creating #government #i #i love

Our worldly successes cannot be guaranteed, but our ability to achieve spiritual success is entirely up to us, thanks to the grace of God. The best advice I know is to give is to give those worldly things your best but never your all - reserve the ultimate hope for the only one who can grant it. ↗

— Mitt Romney

#ability #achieve #advice #best #cannot

The Poles do not know how to hate, thank God. ↗

— Stefan Wyszynski

#hate #how #know #poles #thank

We were on welfare when we were kids. Thanks for reminding me of that. ↗

— Louie Anderson

#me #reminding #thanks #welfare #were

We can always find something to be thankful for, and there may be reasons why we ought to be thankful for even those dispensations which appear dark and frowning. ↗

— Albert Barnes

#appear #be thankful #dark #even #find

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary. ↗

— Victor Borge

#i #i wish #making #necessary #parents

Like other revolutionaries I can thank God for the reactionaries. They clarify the issue. ↗

— Robin G. Collingwood

#god #i #i can #issue #like

I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings. ↗

— Paula Poundstone

#bag #i #ounce #put #savings