#the

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. ↗

— Rita Rudner

#buy #carpet #child #decide #dog

My mother buried three husbands - and two of them were only napping. ↗

— Rita Rudner

#husbands #mother #napping #only #them

Whenever I date a guy, I think, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?' ↗

— Rita Rudner

#date #guy #i #i think #man

Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is: is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with? ↗

— Rita Rudner

#children #first #guy #i #last

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping. ↗

— Rita Rudner

#grandmother #husbands #just #napping #she

I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them. ↗

— Rita Rudner

#children #enough #i #know #parents

My mother's mother is a very tough cookie. She buried three husbands. Two of them were just napping. ↗

— Rita Rudner

#cookie #husbands #just #mother #napping

Well, visual language is another boring discussion about the nature of film. ↗

— Alan Rudolph

#another #boring #discussion #film #language

I feel like I come from a smaller off shoot of black people because I am mixed. People say I'm African American but that doesn't include the other half of me. ↗

— Maya Rudolph

#african american #am #american #because #black

I was a loud child, and if my mother sang to me, I would be quiet. ↗

— Maya Rudolph

#i #loud #me #mother #quiet