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But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough. ↗


— Sarah Silverman


#enough #fun #funny #i #i think

I really think everything is fair game. ↗


— Sarah Silverman


#fair #fair game #game #i #really

I believe that if you don't want to do anything, then sit there and don't do it, but don't expect people to hand you a corn beef sandwich and wash your socks for you and unzip your fly for you. ↗


— Shel Silverstein


#beef #believe #corn #expect #fly

I myself do not believe in explaining anything. ↗


— Shel Silverstein


#believe #explaining #i #myself

I know a way to stay friends forever, There's really nothing to it, I tell you what to do, And you do it. ↗


— Shel Silverstein


#friends #i #know #nothing #really

It's always a nice feeling, having people think that you feel things much deeper than you're allowed to say, but this isn't true. If you want to find out what a writer or a cartoonist really feels, look at his work. That's enough. ↗


— Shel Silverstein


#always #cartoonist #deeper #enough #feel

From 19 to 28 there was a lot of turmoil in my life, but in a stuck way. Then, around 28, my life started to get shaken up. I realized I wanted to grow more and that anything that wasn't working in my life, I could fix it. I feel like I came into my womanhood. And that was when I got married. ↗


— Alicia Silverstone


#around #came #could #feel #fix

I love cooking and one of my favourite things to do with my husband is open up the refrigerator. ↗


— Alicia Silverstone


#favourite #husband #i #i love #love

I think any time anybody says something nasty about you, it's hard to deal with it. ↗


— Alicia Silverstone


#any #anybody #deal #hard #i

My favorite thing in the world is a box of fine European chocolates which is, for sure, better than sex. ↗


— Alicia Silverstone


#box #chocolates #european #favorite #fine






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