#tho

When you start with an insult and end with a compliment, most people only remember where you started. ↗

— Faydra D. Fields

#food

The president took the advice of my East Texas grandmother: If you can skin a cat without getting the room all bloody, why not do it that way? ↗

— Richard Land

#bloody #cat #east #getting #grandmother

At every party there are two kinds of people - those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other. ↗

— Ann Landers

#every #go #go home #home #kinds

Those who love last in a relationship usually love deepest. ↗

— Faydra D. Fields

#food

When she offered me a spot of tea, I said, “No thanks, I’ve already got a spot of tea on my shirt.”
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— Jarod Kintz

#funny #hospitality #humor #random #random-thought

Never underestimate the power of cookies. ↗

— Marisa Baggett

#humor #food

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you’re keeping score, you’ll lose at your own game. ↗

— Faydra D. Fields

#food

The good news is that there is one kind of food you can never have too much of. The best way to fully recover from a food addiction or body-image problem is to fill up on the Lord. ↗

— Kate Wicker

#catholic #christian #divine-hunger #eating-disoders #food

Fortune and fame are pursued by some, but many just want to be valued and validated. ↗

— Faydra D. Fields

#food

In a way, Darius brings the vampire back to a more classical interpretation. A modern day Dracula who is charming, sensual, and completely monstrous. There is no pretense of humanity with him. He considers himself a member of a species that is the true apex predator of the world, feeding on humans and using them as puppets for their own bizarre games. He's not struggling with any inner angst. Most humans are either food, entertainment, or useful tools to him. Sometimes all three. He finds the modern popular interpretation of vampires both amusing and useful for his own agenda. ↗

— Julie Ann Dawson

#horror #horror-authors #vampires #food