#tho

Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something. ↗

— Mitch Hedberg

#great #hungry #really #rice #something

Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show. ↗

— Mitch Hedberg

#last #last night #night #people #please

Just as long as something is gained, a lesson is learned. I do like those. The more quiet victories are always great. ↗

— Jon Heder

#gained #great #i #i do #just

I've always had a fascination for animals. I loved watching them, and even then I thought of them as beings rather than pets. I call it a birth affect! ↗

— Tippi Hedren

#always #beings #birth #call #even

In fact, I think I have had a ghost in my house. Although not active lately, unexplainable things would happen and the kitties were particularly sensitive - especially, Marlon Brando... the cat not the man. ↗

— Tippi Hedren

#although #brando #cat #especially #fact

Nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without passion. ↗

— Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel

#accomplished #been #ever #nothing #passion

Even though money seems such an objective topic, it can also be the most intimate, and possibly harmful, part of a relationship. ↗

— Christie Hefner

#even #harmful #intimate #money #most

No, I never thought about my father's money as my money. ↗

— Christie Hefner

#about #father #i #money #never

Mark this well, you proud men of action! you are, after all, nothing but unconscious instruments of the men of thought. ↗