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Thanksgiving dinner's sad and thankless. Christmas dinner's dark and blue. When you stop and try to see it From the turkey's point of view. Sunday dinner isn't sunny. Easter feasts are just bad luck. When you see it from the viewpoint of a chicken or a duck. Oh how I once loved tuna salad Pork and lobsters, lamb chops too Till I stopped and looked at dinner From the dinner's point of view. ↗


— Shel Silverstein


#food #food-for-thought #vegetarianism #food

The day my dad left my mom and I was the second saddest day of my life. The saddest day was the next day, when he returned home.
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— Jarod Kintz


#dad #family #funny #humor #life

When you start with an insult and end with a compliment, most people only remember where you started. ↗


— Faydra D. Fields


#food

You don't have to have a million followers to make an impact on one. ↗


— Faydra D. Fields


#food

The Headlights lit the path we were traveling down, but only so far. After that, the world was dark and empty, full of possibility and uncertainty...much like the paths of our own lives. ↗


— S.C. Stephens


#food

Sometimes you have to decide which will hurt more: biting your tongue or having your say. ↗


— Faydra D. Fields


#food

Those who love last in a relationship usually love deepest. ↗


— Faydra D. Fields


#food

When she offered me a spot of tea, I said, “No thanks, I’ve already got a spot of tea on my shirt.”
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— Jarod Kintz


#funny #hospitality #humor #random #random-thought

Never underestimate the power of cookies. ↗


— Marisa Baggett


#humor #food

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you’re keeping score, you’ll lose at your own game. ↗


— Faydra D. Fields


#food






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