#though

Sometimes you have to decide which will hurt more: biting your tongue or having your say. ↗

— Faydra D. Fields

#food

Those who love last in a relationship usually love deepest. ↗

— Faydra D. Fields

#food

When she offered me a spot of tea, I said, “No thanks, I’ve already got a spot of tea on my shirt.”
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— Jarod Kintz

#funny #hospitality #humor #random #random-thought

Never underestimate the power of cookies. ↗

— Marisa Baggett

#humor #food

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you’re keeping score, you’ll lose at your own game. ↗

— Faydra D. Fields

#food

Fortune and fame are pursued by some, but many just want to be valued and validated. ↗

— Faydra D. Fields

#food

Any political philosophy is perfect in a given moment...but moments are fleeting. ↗

— Michele Poague

#philosophical #political #food

What do you most wish for, Izzy?" "Herbs and salads, and fish straight from the river. A man needs no more than such pleasures. ↗

— Mary Novik

#food-for-thought #pleasures-of-life #food

When someone says so-and-so’s opinionated, what’s that mean? Aren’t we all opinionated? Show me one person with no opinions, and I’ll show you a bowl of Jell-O—or a politician, whichever one’s dumber.
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— Jarod Kintz

#funny #humor #politicians #politics #random

Every sex noise can be converted into a note and frozen in a can of soda. Ask me about menstruation music today! 
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— Jarod Kintz

#convert #drink #frozen #funny #humor