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#time

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #time




You can always make time for people. The point is, you have to want to.


Katie Kacvinsky


#time #friendship

If someone's life is not enriched by their time with you, then you're not doing something right.


Osayi Osar-Emokpae


#love #time #friendship

Gradually it became known that the new race had a definite purpose, and that purpose was to chart and possess the whole country, regardless of the rights of its earlier inhabitants. Still the old chiefs cautioned their people to be patient, for, said they, the land is vast, both races can live on it, each in their own way. Let us therefore befriend them and trust their friendship. While they reasoned thus, the temptations of graft and self-aggrandizement overtook some of the leaders.


Charles Alexander Eastman


#history #time #friendship

I have a 12:34 representational time dance. I do it at 3:33 every other Tuesday (twice a day). If you’d like to participate in my choreographed dance routine, bring a football helmet and a half empty can of tuna (keeps the stray cats away, because I perform in a gritty, grimy downtown alley).



Jarod Kintz


#cats #choreography #dance #dancing #day

I want to write a book so long that it will take the average person their whole life to read. It will be exactly the same length as the Bible.


Jarod Kintz


#book #funny #life #lifetime #read

It's funny, but certain faces seem to go in and out of style. You look at old photographs and everybody has a certain look to them, almost as if they're related. Look at pictures from ten years later and you can see that there's a new kind of face starting to predominate, and that the old faces are fading away and vanishing, never to be seen again.


Alan Moore


#fiction #photographs #time #funny

Santa Claus has nothing to do with it," the latke said. "Christmas and Hanukah are completely different things." "But different things can often blend together," said the pine tree. "Let me tell you a funny story about pagan rituals.


Lemony Snicket


#customs #hanukkah #time #funny

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.


Robert Orben


#cereal #chocolate #funny #humor #old

It’s not uncommon for me to be early to meetings by as much as a half a gallon. I guess the reason I am so punctual is because I have a very fluid concept of time.


Jarod Kintz


#funny #surreal #time #funny

Time is funny lately, nothing to do with clocks.


Victor Lodato


#funny






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