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You must be a blast on long car rides.” “Oh, I am. You haven't experienced fun until you try to fuck in the front seat of a Civic.


Nenia Campbell


#funny #humor #michael #sarcasm #sex

A princess always takes care that her words are honeyed, for she may have to eat them


Christina Dodd


#funny #princesses #funny

I always procrastinate. It allows me to do what I want now without sacrificing my goals for the future.


Bauvard


#funny #goals #humor #procrastination #funny

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. However, I don't mind hard work where there is no definite object of any kind. -Algernon


Oscar Wilde


#procrastination #humor

Before I leave the bathroom, I pinch my cheeks hard to bring blood to the surface of my skin. It’s stupid, but I don’t want to look weak and exhausted in front of everyone. When I walk back into Tobias’s room, Uriah is sprawled across the bed facedown; Christina is holding the blue sculpture above Tobias’s desk, examining it; and Lynn is poised above Uriah with a pillow, a wicked grin creeping across her face. Lynn smacks Uriah hard in the back of the head, Christina says, “Hey Tris!” and Uriah cries, “Ow! How on earth do you make a pillow hurt, Lynn?” “My exceptional strength,” she says. “Did you get smacked, Tris? One of your cheeks is bright red.” I must not have pinched the other one hard enough. “No, it’s just … my morning glow.


Veronica Roth


#humor #lynn #tris #uriah #humor

Journeys end in lovers meeting, Every wise man's son doth know.


William Shakespeare


#destination #destiny #journeys #love #love-story

This doctrine of total inability which declares that men are dead in sin does not mean that all men are equally bad, nor that any man is as bad as he could be, nor that anyone is entirely destitute of virtue, nor that human nature is equal in itself, nor that man’s spirit in inactive, and much less does it mean that the body is dead. What is does mean is that since the fall, man rests under the curse of sin, that he is actuated by wrong principles, and that he is wholly unable to love God, or to do anything meriting salvation. His corruption is extensive, but not necessarily intensive. It is in this sense that man, since the fall, is utterly indisposed, disabled, and made opposite to all good, wholly inclined to all evil. He possesses a fixed bias of the will against God, and instinctively and willingly and turns to evil. He is an alien by birth, and a sinner by choice. The inability under which he labors is not an inability to exercise volition, but an inability to be willing to exercise holy volitions. And it is this phase of it which led Luther to declare that ‘free will’ is an empty term, whose reality is lost; and a lost liberty, according to my grammar, is no liberty at all.


Loraine Boettner


#free-will #loraine-boettner #predestination #reformed #religion

Procrastinate now, don't put it off.


Ellen DeGeneres


#paradox #procrastination #humor

What is it with you today?” says Christina on the way to breakfast. Her eyes are still swollen from sleep and her tangled hair forms a fuzzy halo around her face. “Oh, you know,” I say. “Sun shining. Birds chirping.” She raises an eyebrow at me, as if reminding me that we are in an underground tunnel.


Veronica Roth


#humor #tris #humor

Be passionate about what you write, believe in your ability to convey timeless ideas, and let no one tell you what what you're capable of.


Christina Westover


#books #censorship #christina-westover #freedom-of-the-press #passion






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