#tire

A satirist is never certain whether he/she will be acclaimed or punished. ↗

— Edgar Johnson

#satire #satire

I must be overtired', Buttercup managed. 'The excitement and all.' 'Rest then', her mother cautioned. 'Terrible things can happen when you're overtired. I was overtired the night your father proposed. ↗

— William Goldman

#irony #repartee #the-princess-bride #tired #tiredness

An honest politician is an oxymoron. ↗

— Mark Twain

#satire #humor

You get so tired of having your work die. I just wanted to make something that people would actually use. ↗

— Bram Cohen

#die #get #having #i #just

It is the great sadness of our species that we have not found a way to eliminate the conflict and to eliminate violence as a device to resolve our conflicts throughout the entire history of the human race. ↗

— Neale Donald Walsch

#conflicts #device #eliminate #entire #found

Irreverence is our only sacred cow. ↗

— Paul Krassner

#satire #censorship

The Truth Shall Make Ye Fret. [Fred. Free.] ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#satire

When majority is insane, sane must go to asylum. ↗

— Mark Twain

#humour #satire #satire

Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. you're mad ↗

— Lewis Carroll

#satire

Dark circles under my eyes sink deeper and deeper into my skull, in contrast to my pale skin there is an undeniable resemblance to a fresh corpse. ↗

— Dee Remy

#dying #ego #exhaustion #image #life