#told

A mate of mine told me recently, 'It's the first time I've seen you work, Worthington.' I thought that was quite funny, but he was right. ↗

— Sam Worthington

#first time #funny #i #mate #me

My mother always told me not to handle a buffalo by its tail, but always catch it by its horns. And I have used that lesson in everything in my life, including the Railways. ↗

— Lalu Prasad Yadav

#buffalo #catch #everything #handle #horns

I had been in a film, playing a young British aristocrat. My wife told me that she was invited to a dinner and she invited me to dinner and the hostess had seen me and said, 'You cannot bring him.' but I think that I've done enough to shatter the image. ↗

— Michael York

#been #bring #british #cannot #dinner

I got in touch with my agent and told him I wanted to start going out on things again. ↗

— Tina Yothers

#agent #going #got #him #i

A lawyer I once knew told me of a strange case, a suffragette who had never married. After her death, he opened her trunk and discovered 50 wedding gowns. ↗

— Marguerite Young

#case #death #discovered #gowns #had

When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays. ↗

— Henny Youngman

#afford #doctor #i #offered #operation

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. ↗

— Henny Youngman

#doctor #going #i #leg #me

I peaked early. I was told I'd missed my boat. ↗

— Moon Unit Zappa

#early #i #missed #peaked #told

Journalists told me that a talk show wouldn't work. Some told me I was going to get canceled before my first season was up. ↗

— Tyra Banks

#canceled #first #get #going #i

And I told her point blank, you've got everything to live for. You've got such talent. You're back singing great, lose the weight. And she went and did it, and look at her now! ↗

— David Gest

#blank #did #everything #got #great