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#toothpaste

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #toothpaste




You can't put the toothpaste back in the tube.


H. R. Haldeman


#put #toothpaste #tube #you

I've always loved words. I ate up all the books I could get my hands on, and when I couldn't get books, I read candy wrappers and labels on cereal and toothpaste boxes.


Judy Holliday


#ate #books #boxes #candy #cereal

I love eating in it, brushing my teeth and swallowing the toothpaste in it. I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm lost or I can't find a parking space.


Laura Kightlinger


#ceiling #eating #find #fists #i

If you can sell green toothpaste in this country, you can sell opera.


Sarah Caldwell


#green #opera #sell #toothpaste #you

If good stuff happened to us until we died it wouldn't be called Life. It would be called Great.


Drew


#veins #life

I have a bag with a toothbrush and toothpaste and all the things I might need during the day. I call the bag my trailer. Sometimes you don't have a trailer, so that's my trailer.


Laura Linney


#call #day #during #i #might

I'm sorry, but I can't imagine being an American icon! It would be pretty difficult to look at your face in the mirror and think of yourself as that without laughing and spitting toothpaste all over!


Jane Pauley


#being #difficult #face #i #icon






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