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Very helpful, I must say. Look at them in the eye and shout, and they understand every word..." (Mr. Warbeck in Sienna, talking about local Italians.)


Hilary McKay


#tourist #family

Roger, he has a chain saw," I hissed. "I am not going to die in Kentucky!


Morgan Matson


#humor #humor

Without balance, a life is no longer worth the effort.


Olen Steinhauer


#balance #effort #life #olen-steinhauer #the-tourist

It’s always about timing. If it’s too soon, no one understands. If it’s too late, everyone’s forgotten.


Anna Wintour


#fashion #life #quote #quotes #time

They say you never forget your first glimpse of Gehenna. Over the tall buildings the sky swirls with orange and red, true titian, a feature of the unique atmosphere. Of course that same air would kill human beings; hence they built the entire city inside a dome. Eternal sunset, that’s why the place is so wild. You know the feeling you get, just before full dark? Sundown makes you feel like the world burgeons with possibility, and that’s Gehenna for you. Like any other romantic notion, it’s based on bullshit, of course. Gehenna isn’t the land of eternal sunset and infinite potential. The gas in the atmosphere just makes it impossible to see the sun.


Ann Aguirre


#tourist-brochures #romantic

Travel makes one modest. You see what a tiny place you occupy in the world.


Gustave Flaubert


#travel #travel

Create your own style… let it be unique for yourself and yet identifiable for others.


Anna Wintour


#fashion #look #people #quote #quotes

I began to think of myself as a perennial tourist. There was something agreeable about this. To be a tourist is to escape accountability. Errors and failings don't cling to you the way they do back home. You're able to drift across continents and languages, suspending the operation of sound thought. Tourism is the march of stupidity. You're expected to be stupid. The entire mechanism of the host country is geared to travelers acting stupidly. You walk around dazed, squinting into fold-out maps. You don't know how to talk to people, how to get anywhere, what the money means, what time it is, what to eat or how to eat it. Being stupid is the pattern, the level and the norm. You can exist on this level for weeks and months without reprimand or dire consequence. Together with thousands, you are granted immunities and broad freedoms. You are an army of fools, wearing bright polyesters, riding camels, taking pictures of each other, haggard, dysenteric, thirsty. There is nothing to think about but the next shapeless event.


Don DeLillo


#freedom

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.


Terry Pratchett


#color

I am leaving the town to the invaders: increasingly numerous, mediocre, dirty, badly behaved, shameless tourists.


Brigitte Bardot


#badly #behaved #dirty #i #i am






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