#twitter

Sometimes, people are like that. So pretty on the outside...horrible cake on the inside. ↗

— Gwen Hayes

#twitter

When Loughner himself speaks and we find out his real influences are Spiderman, 'Gnome Chomsky,' Taylor Swift, and Dr. Bronner, then what? ↗

— Walter Kirn

#twitter

American political culture quickly and always outpaces any attempt to satirize it. ↗

— Glenn Greenwald

#twitter

Terrorist', noun: 1. Someone my government tells me is a terrorist; 2. Someone my President decides to kill. ↗

— Glenn Greenwald

#twitter

Mitt Romney's email was hacked! So if you start getting messages that sound like they're from a bot, he's fixed the problem. ↗

— Stephen Colbert

#twitter

Not reassuring when weathermen say 'Today will be terrible but don't worry it won't be as terrible as tomorrow or Friday. ↗

— Jonah Goldberg

#twitter

Becoming a lake has put a lot of things in perspective for me. ↗

— Heather Christle

#perspective #twitter #twitter

If you want to write a negative review, don't tickle me gently with your aesthetic displeasure about my work. Unleash the goddamn Kraken. ↗

— Scott Lynch

#reviews #twitter #twitter

To one's enemies: "I hate myself more than you ever could. ↗

— Alain de Botton

#twitter #twitter

But as far as Twitter, I'll be in a restaurant and I'll get home and somebody tweeted and they talked about what I ordered and what I was wearing. In some cases, that could be dangerous, because you don't want everybody to know where you are every second of every day. ↗

— Carrie Underwood

#as far as #because #cases #could #dangerous