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The British version of 'Shit My Dad Says' is really entertaining.


Jeremy Scahill


#twitter

F. Scott Fitzgerald believed inserting exclamation points was the literary equivalent of an author laughing at his own jokes, but that's not the case in the modern age; now, the exclamation point signifies creative confusion. All it illustrates is that even the writer can't tell if what they're creating is supposed to be meaningful, frivolous, or cruel. It's an attempt to insert humor where none exists, on the off chance that a potential reader will only be pleased if they suspect they're being entertained. Of course, the reader isn't really sure, either. They just want to know when they're supposed to pretend to be amused.


Chuck Klosterman


#internet #online-writing #social-networking #twitter #age

A good response beats a bad reaction any day. Be encouraged


Kerry E. Wagner


#authors #best-quote-ever #book-clubs #books #bookstores

Just because you start attempting to do right, doesn’t mean people will let you forget about what you’ve done wrong…Be encouraged


Kerry E. Wagner


#authors #best-quote-ever #book-clubs #books #bookstores

The best way to engage honestly with the marketplace via Twitter is to never use the words "engage," "honestly," or "marketplace.


Jeffrey Zeldman


#marketing #socialmedia #twitter #web #business

There hasn't been a scandal this big at the C.I.A. since (CLASSIFIED) committed (CENSORED) to (REDACTED).


Stephen Colbert


#twitter

Twittering just seemed to be people telling other people what they were doing--getting in the shower, making coffee. Who on earth wanted to know these things?...Babble and twitter. Full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.


Kate Atkinson


#technology #twitter

Reason leavened with a little wit (if possible) is the real alternative to hate speech, meaning that there's no better time for it.


Walter Kirn


#twitter

♥We acknowledge & celebrate the grace♥ strength♥ & vital energy of every person touched by a brain tumor♥


Rachel Grady


#hyhutriangle-on-twitter #twitter

Can't wait for tomorrow when I get to exercise my patriotic duty as an American: Complaining about how long it's taking to VOTE.


Stephen Colbert


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