#twitter

Dear Teens at Starbucks wearing 'Abstain from Sex 2 Attain Ur Goals' t-shirts: Doesn't it depend on what my goals are? ↗

— John Green

#humor #teens #twitter #humor

Stop worshiping the bad in boys and start recognizing the good in men ↗

— Kerry E. Wagner

#authors #best-quote-ever #book-clubs #books #bookstores

I've been going on Twitter every week going, 'Guys, you have to watch '2 Broke Girls' because it's incredible. ↗

— Chad Michael Murray

#been #broke #every #going #guys

I have a Twitter, but I'm not a tweeter... if that really makes sense. ↗

— Kiernan Shipka

#makes #really #sense #twitter

NC passed law against global warming science, therefore it's not happening. So I'm ignoring Twitter's 140-character limit, so it's not happ ↗

— Stephen Colbert

#global-warming #humour #law #north-carolina #politics

لم “يكح” حاكم عربي مع أمريكا… بحجه أن صدره سليم ↗

— جلال عامر

#twitter

If by some bizarre chance there turns out to be a god [...], I'm willing to bet he's an atheist too. ↗

— Salman Rushdie

#god #religion #twitter #religion

فى العالم الثالث يمتلك الحاكم حكمة لقمان ويمتلك رجل الأعمال مال قارون ويمتلك الشعب صبر أيوب ↗

— جلال عامر

#twitter

Here in Britain, of course, it's Thank Fuck We Got Those Weird Jesus Bastards On The Boat Day ↗

— Warren Ellis

#twitter #twitter

When I first came out there was no such thing as Twitter or Facebook. And the blogs! Like, what is that? ↗

— Christina Aguilera

#came #facebook #first #i #like