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I know it's a really hard concept to process, but the fact that Govt accuses someone of being a Terrorist doesn't mean they are. ↗

— Glenn Greenwald

#twitter #united-states #war-on-terror #twitter

I'm off for two weeks, so until I get back, take the characters in this tweet and parcel them out one per day. Use this Q wisely. ↗

— Stephen Colbert

#humour #twitter #twitter

Learn to trust your instincts. Only something dead goes with the tide. Only something living can go against it. ↗

— Tony Parsons

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All bookshelves are magical. ↗

— Neil Gaiman

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I don't mind bigots. You're allowed to be bigoted, if that makes you happy. Just do it at home. And not around the children. ↗

— Maureen Johnson

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For those suggesting criticisms of drone kills should wait until the election: that'd be reasonable if he stops killing until the election. ↗

— Glenn Greenwald

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Its like a sort of internet Ren Fair. Its like Dungeons & Dragons but for cool people who have got friends. ↗

— Craig Ferguson

#popularity #twitter #twitter

It's common to go from 'crashing the gate' to guarding it. ↗

— Glenn Greenwald

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Always put yourself in others' shoes. If you feel that it hurts you, it probably hurts the other person, too. ↗

— Rachel Grady

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I don't think twice about picking up my dog's poop, but if another dog's poop is next to it, I think, 'Eww, dog poop! ↗

— Jonah Goldberg

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