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Twitter is so short, it's safe. I don't want my bosses to be like, 'Hey, your script is due and we saw you wrote four blog pages.'


Mindy Kaling


#bosses #due #four #hey #i

Twitter is the most amazing medium for a comedy writer. I can't get in every idea I want on the show no matter how hard I try to bully the other writers, so it's a way of me getting out other comic ideas and immediately getting feedback.


Mindy Kaling


#bully #comedy #comic #every #feedback

Apparently our portmanteau is trending on Twitter." He let out a self-deprecating laugh. "I didn't even know what a portmanteau was before Jukebox Hero. It's a mashup of our names, like Brangelina or Robsten. No idea what ours is -- what do our names make?" He considered this a for a moment before shaking his head. "It's probably awful," he decided. "Could be worse, though; I hear the portmanteau for the main characters in The Hunger Games is... well, their names are Peeta and Katniss. I'll let you guys figure that one out on your own.


Andrea D. Smith


#portmanteau #reality-tv #the-hunger-games #twitter #love

The future of fiction? he said. Maybe, she said. Will it have room for, you know, love & stuff? he said. Always, she said. OK then, he said.


Patrick Ness


#patrick-ness #the-guardian #twitter-fiction #love

I follow the most random people on Twitter. I follow famous people like Khloe Kardashian, who surprisingly makes really funny tweets all the time.


Chloe Moretz


#famous people #follow #funny #i #like

Twitter should ban my mother.


Frances Bean Cobain


#mother #should #twitter

The lazy blogosphere has given up on journalism and now trolls Twitter for their on-the-record in-depth articles.


Kurt Sutter


#given #in-depth #journalism #lazy #now

F. Scott Fitzgerald believed inserting exclamation points was the literary equivalent of an author laughing at his own jokes, but that's not the case in the modern age; now, the exclamation point signifies creative confusion. All it illustrates is that even the writer can't tell if what they're creating is supposed to be meaningful, frivolous, or cruel. It's an attempt to insert humor where none exists, on the off chance that a potential reader will only be pleased if they suspect they're being entertained. Of course, the reader isn't really sure, either. They just want to know when they're supposed to pretend to be amused.


Chuck Klosterman


#internet #online-writing #social-networking #twitter #age

The best way to engage honestly with the marketplace via Twitter is to never use the words "engage," "honestly," or "marketplace.


Jeffrey Zeldman


#marketing #socialmedia #twitter #web #business

What do you think Jesus would twitter, 'Let he who is without sin cast the first stone' or 'Has anyone seen Judas? He was here a minute ago.'


Chris Cornell


#anyone #cast #first #here #jesus






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