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I get on Twitter, one of my routines during the day, if I'm home is, I wake up, get a cup of coffee, turn on the Weather Channel and I'll look at what people are saying to me on Twitter on my phone.


Blake Shelton


#coffee #cup #day #during #get

I got my dad a great father's Day present. He called to say: 'Ach. Zis present is so good I now think it vas almost vorth having children.


Johann Hari


#twitter

The British version of 'Shit My Dad Says' is really entertaining.


Jeremy Scahill


#twitter

F. Scott Fitzgerald believed inserting exclamation points was the literary equivalent of an author laughing at his own jokes, but that's not the case in the modern age; now, the exclamation point signifies creative confusion. All it illustrates is that even the writer can't tell if what they're creating is supposed to be meaningful, frivolous, or cruel. It's an attempt to insert humor where none exists, on the off chance that a potential reader will only be pleased if they suspect they're being entertained. Of course, the reader isn't really sure, either. They just want to know when they're supposed to pretend to be amused.


Chuck Klosterman


#internet #online-writing #social-networking #twitter #age

A good response beats a bad reaction any day. Be encouraged


Kerry E. Wagner


#authors #best-quote-ever #book-clubs #books #bookstores

The best way to engage honestly with the marketplace via Twitter is to never use the words "engage," "honestly," or "marketplace.


Jeffrey Zeldman


#marketing #socialmedia #twitter #web #business

Last Friday night, I Twitted a photograph of myself that I intended to send as a direct message as part of a joke to a woman in Seattle. Once I realized I posted to Twitter I panicked, I took it down and said that I had been hacked. I then continued with that story, to stick to that story which was a hugely regrettable mistake.


Anthony Weiner


#continued #direct #down #friday #friday night

Twitter was like a poem. It was rich, real and spontaneous. It really fit my style. In a year and a half, I tweeted 60,000 tweets, over 100,000 words. I spent a minimum eight hours a day on it, sometimes 24 hours.


Ai Weiwei


#eight #fit #half #hours #i

I like Twitter a lot. It is a great way to get the fans knowing another side of you.


Caroline Wozniacki


#fans #get #great #great way #i

I follow the most random people on Twitter. I follow famous people like Khloe Kardashian, who surprisingly makes really funny tweets all the time.


Chloe Moretz


#famous people #follow #funny #i #like






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