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إذا كان عندك «صنعة» فإن عدوك هو ابن كارك وإذا كان عندك «بنت» فإن عدوك هو ابن جارك ↗

— جلال عامر

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Great News! If you quit being cunty the whole world will stop being against you! ↗

— Sarah Silverman

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النظم العربية بارعة في توصيف التهم للمعارضين: تعكير الصفو- إغضاب البورصة- إطلاق شائعات إلى الفضاء الخارجى- تكوين جمعية بهدف قبضها الأول ↗

— جلال عامر

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Terrorism': the word that means nothing, yet justifies everything. ↗

— Glenn Greenwald

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Sometimes, people are like that. So pretty on the outside...horrible cake on the inside. ↗

— Gwen Hayes

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When Loughner himself speaks and we find out his real influences are Spiderman, 'Gnome Chomsky,' Taylor Swift, and Dr. Bronner, then what? ↗

— Walter Kirn

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American political culture quickly and always outpaces any attempt to satirize it. ↗

— Glenn Greenwald

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Terrorist', noun: 1. Someone my government tells me is a terrorist; 2. Someone my President decides to kill. ↗

— Glenn Greenwald

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Mitt Romney's email was hacked! So if you start getting messages that sound like they're from a bot, he's fixed the problem. ↗

— Stephen Colbert

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Not reassuring when weathermen say 'Today will be terrible but don't worry it won't be as terrible as tomorrow or Friday. ↗

— Jonah Goldberg

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