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Let us be elegant or die! --Amy


Louisa May Alcott


#louisa-may-alcott

Jace snorted so loudly that she turned on him with a frown. He wiggled his mud-caked fingers at her. His nails were black crescents. "Filthy inside and out.


Cassandra Clare


#city-of-ashes #humor #jace #mortal-instruments #humor

Kools and Newports were for black people and lower-class whites. Camels were for procrastinators, those who wrote bad poetry, and those who put off writing bad poetry. Merits were for sex addicts, Salems were for alcoholics, and Mores were for people who considered themselves to be outrageous but really weren't.


David Sedaris


#smoking #stereotypes #humor

Childhood and adulthood were not factors of age but states of mind.


Alex Shakar


#maturity #age

[F]rom my years of understanding ... I happily chose this kind of life in which I yet live [i.e., unmarried], which I assure you for my own part hath hitherto best contented myself and I trust hath been most acceptable to God. From the which if either ambition of high estate offered to me in marriage by the pleasure and appointment of my prince ... or if the eschewing of the danger of my enemies or the avoiding of the peril of death ... could have drawn or dissuaded me from this kind of life, I had not now remained in this estate wherein you see me. But so constant have I always continued in this determination ... yet is it most true that at this day I stand free from any other meaning that either I have had in times past or have at this present.


Elizabeth I Tudor


#choice #contentment #dignity #empowerment #freedom

Bursar?" "Yes, Archchancellor?" "You ain't a member of some secret society or somethin', are you?" "Me? No, Archchancellor." "Then it'd be a damn good idea to take your underpants off your head.


Terry Pratchett


#secret-society #underpants #humor

The true New Yorker secretly believes that people living anywhere else have to be, in some sense, kidding.


John Updike


#new-york-city #humor

Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.


James Thurber


#chaos #emotional #remembered #tranquility

If we are going to the Silent City, you might want to get dressed. I mean, I appreciate the bra-and-panties look, but I don't know if the Silent Brothers will. There are only a few of them left, and I don't want them to die of excitement.


Cassandra Clare


#city-of-fallen-angels #humor #jace #humor






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