#u

I started out with comedy in college, but had my major in Recreation Administration - which meant I wasn't going to get a real job - so I started doing a little standup. ↗

— Carlos Alazraqui

#college #comedy #doing #get #get a real

Excuse me? Tonight you represent every dateless woman in this city, every woman who's about to sit down to a lonely meal of Weight Watchers past primavera she's just nuked in the microwave. Every woman who will get into bed tonight with a book or reruns of Sex and the City as her only companion. You are our shining hope....But no pressure. ↗

— Nora Roberts

#humor #dating

My God", he whispered. What have I done to her? He thought, humbled. The spell was broken, but it wasn't sealed, and her soul was bare to him, the scars of her tragic past and her triumphs over pain and her aching need to find her place. He just wanted to hold her to him and tell her it would be okay, that she had survived and was beautiful. ↗

— Kim Harrison

#perfect #rachel #teaser #trent-kalamack #beauty

There's always something fishy about the French. ↗

— Noel Coward

#always #fishy #french #something

We will not, on the altar of money, mortgage our conscience, mortgage our faith, mortgage our salvation. ↗

— Peter Akinola

#conscience #faith #money #mortgage #our

If there ever was a religious war full of terror, it was the crusades. But you can't blame Christianity because a few adventurers did this. That's my message. ↗

— Moustapha Akkad

#because #blame #christianity #crusades #did

I hope I'm exactly what America is looking for, I don't know, I'm just going to be myself and hope that they love it. That's all I can do. ↗

— Lauren Alaina

#exactly #going #hope #i #i can

I knew Scotty was going to win. At the beginning of the episode, I was like, 'Scotty, are you ready to win?'. I knew he was going to in my heart. I accepted it. I couldn't pick a more perfect person to get second place to. He's my best friend. ↗

— Lauren Alaina

#beginning #best #best friend #episode #friend

My favorite type of music to sing is a crossover between country and pop. ↗

— Lauren Alaina

#country #crossover #favorite #music #pop

As a musician usually music is your way out. ↗

— Damon Albarn

#musician #out #usually #way #your