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I closed my eyes, bowed my head and thought, AH, HELL . . .


P.C. Cast


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[I] don't think I was trying to kill myself. I just wanted to hurt, and understand exactly whay I was hurting. This made sense: you cut, you felt pain, period.


Jodi Picoult


#humor #life #humor

Bonzo, he pre-cise. He so careful, he piss on a plate and never splash.


Orson Scott Card


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Perfect sanity is a myth propagated by straitjacket salesmen.


Rebecca McKinsey


#humor #insanity #myth #sanity #humor

Sorry,ʺ she said, her face shining with joy when she saw me. ʺShould have put a sock on the door. Didnʹt realize things were getting hot and heavy.ʺ ʺNo avoiding it,ʺ I said lightly, clasping Dimitriʹs hand. ʺThings are always hot with him around.ʺ Dimitri looked scandalized. Heʹd never held back when we were in bed together, but his private nature wouldnʹt let him even hint about such matters to others. It was mean, but I laughed and kissed his cheek. ʺOh, this is going to be fun,ʺ I said. ʺNow that everythingʹs out in the open.ʺ ʺYeah,ʺ he said. ʺI got a pretty ‘funʹ look from your father the other day.


Richelle Mead


#romance #humor

To paraphrase Oedipus, Hamlet, Lear, and all those guys, "I wish I had known this some time ago.


Roger Zelazny


#humor #irony #shakespeare #humor

He reached out, opened the glove compartment, and took out a gun. It was a Smith & Wesson .38 five-shot special. It looked a lot like my gun. "I stopped by your apartment this morning and picked this up for you," Ranger said. "I found it in the cookie jar." "Tough guys always keep their gun in the cookie jar." "Name one." "Rockford." Ranger grinned. "I stand corrected.


Janet Evanovich


#humor

There are more than enough to fight and oppose; why waste good time fighting the people you like?


Morrissey


#lyrics #music #humor

Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.


George Carlin


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I crushed on the most popular guy in school! I saw him at a concert and I shouted out," Is that Shane Lopes? You were the most popular guy in my class, but you never wanted to go out with me. Instead it was Amanda Wayne. What are you thinking now?


Katy Perry


#humor #love #humor






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