#um

Don't Spit in the Soup, We All Gotta Eat ↗

— Lyndon B. Johnson

#thought-provoking

You would make a very ugly woman" "I would not. I would be stunning ↗

— Cassandra Clare

#tessa-gray #will-herondale #tessa-gray

I saw a hermaphrodite changing, so out of respect, I turned halfway around. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#hermaphrodite #humor #respect #change

They stood there for a while, not saying anything. Then Eli said: 'Do you want to come in?' Oskar didn't reply. Eli pulled on her T-shirt, lifted her hands, let them fall. 'I'm never going to hurt you.' 'I know that.' 'What are you thinking about?' 'That T-shirt. Is it from the trash room?' '...yes.' 'Have you washed it?' Eli didn't answer. 'You're a little gross, you know that?' 'I can change, if you like.' 'Good. Do that. ↗

— John Ajvide Lindqvist

#change

Some people have great ides maybe once or twice in their life and then they discover electricity or fire or outer or something. I mean the kind of brilliant ideas that change the whole world. Some people never have them at all... I get them two or three times a week. ↗

— Neil Gaiman

#ignorance #change

I don't always change my clothes just because I'm leaving the house. I wear yoga pants 99 percent of the time, and I pretend that other people don't notice that I'm wearing my pajamas in public. ↗

— Shauna Niequist

#change

It was a smooth silvery voice that matched her hair. It had a tiny tinkle in it, like bells in a doll's house. I thought that was silly as soon as I thought of it. ↗

— Raymond Chandler

#humour #metaphor #simile #simile

Perhaps if we could popularise through the techniques of branding and consumerism, a different idea, a different narrative, perhaps the world can change. After all it changes constantly and incessantly, it's just the perceptions that we have are governed by people with self-interest and are not inalignment with the health and safety of us as individuals or as a planet. ↗

— Russell Brand

#consumerism #love #socialism #spirituality #change

I told the ice-cream man to change his selection so there’s nothing all-natural, and as his truck drove away the whole neighborhood had to cup their ears at the blaring flat notes. ↗

— Bauvard

#humor #ice-cream #change

This must be Thursday... I never could get the hang of Thursdays. ↗

— Douglas Adams

#scifi #scifi