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My name is Nicomo Cosca, famed solider of fortune, and I am here for dinner.


Joe Abercrombie


#humor #humor

Accept that some days you’re the bug, and some days you’re going to be the windshield.


Jill Shalvis


#humor

You see, in this country are a number of youths who do not like to work, and the college is an excellent place for them.


L. Frank Baum


#humor #work #humor

I was ten years old. I had noticed something was weird earlier in the day but I knew from commercials that one's menstrual period was a blue liquid that you poured like laundry detergent onto maxi pads to test their absorbency. This wasn't blue so...I ignored it for a few hours. When we got home I pulled my mom aside to ask if it was weird I was bleeding in my underpants. She was very sympathetic but also a little baffled. Her eyes said "Dummy didn't you read 'How Shall I Tell My Daughter ". I HAD read it but nowhere in the pamphlet did anyone say that your period was NOT a blue liquid. At that moment two things became clear to me I was now technically a woman and I would never be a doctor.


Tina Fey


#humor

Kids are baby goats. They're cute and they have redeeming social value. You are definitely not kids.


Rick Riordan


#goats #humor #kids #humor

It's not how many times you fall. And it's not how many times you get back up. It's about how much money you have to pay people to admit that the whole incident didn't even occur to begin with.


Carroll Bryant


#humor

You know how to pray, don’t you? Just put your hands together and hope.


Terry Pratchett


#humor

There's also way too much religion in the South to be consistent with good mental health. Still, I love traveling down there, especially when I'm in the mood for a quick trip to the thirteenth century. I'm not someone who buys into all that 'New South' shit you hear; I judge a place by the number of lynchings they've had, overall.


George Carlin


#south #humor

The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the Q letter into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.


Douglas Adams


#hitchihikers #humor #philosophy #humor

She was a thin woman in a mustard-yellow suit, with a yellowish complexion, short-cropped rusty red hair, and a stiff posture. She reminded Reynie of a giant walking pencil.


Trenton Lee Stewart


#the-mysterious-benedict-society #humor






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