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    I was ten years old. I had noticed something was weird earlier in the day but I knew from commercials that one's menstrual period was a blue liquid that you poured like laundry detergent onto maxi pads to test their absorbency. This wasn't blue so...I ignored it for a few hours. When we got home I pulled my mom aside to ask if it was weird I was bleeding in my underpants. She was very sympathetic but also a little baffled. Her eyes said "Dummy didn't you read 'How Shall I Tell My Daughter ". I HAD read it but nowhere in the pamphlet did anyone say that your period was NOT a blue liquid. At that moment two things became clear to me I was now technically a woman and I would never be a doctor.


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    She has appeared on Forbes' annual Celebrity 100 list of the 100 most powerful celebrities in 2008 2009 and 2010 at No. On August 13 2007 Fey made a guest appearance on the children's television series Sesame Street in the episode "The Bookaneers". and US$148 million domestically.

    : /ˈfeɪ/; born May 18 1970) is an American actress comedienne writer and producer known for her work on the NBC sketch comedy series Saturday Night Live (SNL) (1997–2006) the critically acclaimed NBC comedy series 30 Rock (2006–2013) and such films as Mean Girls (2004) Baby Mama (2008) and Date Night (2010). In 2010 Fey was the recipient of the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor the youngest-ever winner of the award. Elizabeth Stamatina "Tina" Fey (pron.

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