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He was a gentle and sensitive soul, and therefore had a short temper, which is why he went straight after everything with an ax... ↗

— Bohumil Hrabal

#humor #love #lovers #sensitive #soul

Good day, Mr. Rayburn, as my dear sainted grandmother would say, 'Tu sei un pezzo di merda. Fongule e tuo capra!' Lina stood, smoothed her skirt and snapped shut her leather briefcase. 'Oh how rude of me. You don't speak Italian. Allow me to translate my grandmother's sage words: 'you are a piece of shit. Fuck you and your goat' Arrivederci ↗

— P.C.Cast

#humor

You could say I'm on the troubleshooting squad." "Troubleshooting?" He put a hand on the back of his waistband. "I see trouble and I shoot it. ↗

— Karen Chance

#humor

It is not the destination where you end up but the mishaps and memories you create along the way! ↗

— Penelope Riley

#mishaps #travel #humor

The source of all humor is not laughter, but sorrow. ↗

— Mark Twain

#mark-twain #sorrow #humor

It was like he was in a contest to see who could do the least work, only he was the only contestant. ↗

— Catherine Gilbert Murdock

#humor

Well. I think it's safe to say that, in my absence, the power grabbing and backstabbing and political intrigue has officially reached an all-time Otherworld high. ↗

— Lesley Livingston

#humor #unseelie #wondrous-strange #humor

Things that try to look like things often do look more like things than things. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#humor #humor

Charles looked at her thoughtfully. "People talk to you," he said. "That could be useful. ↗

— Patricia Briggs

#humor

I don't suppose you believe love could last forever." I'd hurt him. I looked away, chagrined. "You're mistaken," I said. "I do believe it could. But it would depend upon the lovers." He folded his arms and watched me, forcing me to return his gaze. Oh, those eyes. "And what kind of lovers must they be?" he asked. The You-and-Me kind? ↗

— Julie Berry

#love #humor