Good day, Mr. Rayburn, as my dear sainted grandmother would say, 'Tu sei un pezzo di merda. Fongule e tuo capra!' Lina stood, smoothed her skirt and snapped shut her leather briefcase. 'Oh how rude of me. You don't speak Italian. Allow me to translate my grandmother's sage words: 'you are a piece of shit. Fuck you and your goat' Arrivederci