#underwear

Alexis grabbed his arm. "Tom Jones? Wow, I totally love Tom Jones. He's like quintessential Vegas—over the top and indecent fun. Let me just go grab a pair of underwear to throw at him and we'll be all set." Over his undead body. If anyone was getting her underwear tossed in his face, it was going to be him. "I don't think so, Ball Buster. You're not giving your panties to an old man." "Oh, and you're so young, Garlic?" "Garlic?" What the hell was that? "Yep. Now we have pet names for each other, isn't that adorable? You're Garlic and I'm Ball Buster. Now everyone will believe we're a real couple. ↗

— Erin McCarthy

#humor #insults #nicknames #pet-names #tom-jones

I've had lots of kids come up and ask for my autograph, I've had a grandmother stop me and ask me if I know a good place to buy underwear. ↗

— Prince William

#autograph #buy #come #good #good place

The truth is, I'd never seen a Cary Grant film. Since then I have watched his stuff and it's astounding, but I don't see any similarity between us. Except for the fact that I'm told he used to wear ladies' underwear, which is something I also do. ↗

— Hugh Grant

#any #astounding #between #cary #cary grant

I'm superstitious... but not like wear the same underwear for two weeks superstitious. ↗

— Kate Hudson

#like #same #superstitious #two #two weeks

No one has ever bought me underwear, and I'm a little bummed about that. Maybe it's not such a big deal any more. ↗

— Sandra Bullock

#any #big #big deal #bought #bummed

I'm dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don't have time for these clowns. ↗

— Charlie Sheen

#clowns #coffee #cup #dealing #first

Half the world does not know the joys of wearing cotton underwear. ↗

— Phil Gramm

#does #half #joys #know #underwear

My mother was right: When you've got nothing left, all you can do is get into silk underwear and start reading Proust. ↗

— Jane Birkin

#got #into #left #mother #nothing

When every piece of furniture and your underwear are taken by the bank, when you lose your house in Florida, in New York, in Amsterdam and L.A., when your wife is dying and your son abandons you, you don't feel very good. ↗

— Al Goldstein

#bank #dying #every #feel #florida

I'm definitely the kind of person to wear underwear all the time. ↗

— Ashley Tisdale

#i #kind #person #time #underwear