#underwear

No book worth its salt is meant to put you to sleep, it's meant to make you jump out of your bed in your underwear and run and beat the author's brains out. ↗

— Bohumil Hrabal

#books #brains #sleep #underwear #authority

I see L.A. as a beautiful blonde with dirty underwear. ↗

— David Boreanaz

#blonde #dirty #i #i see #see

From the cradle to the coffin underwear comes first. ↗

— Bertolt Brecht

#comes #cradle #first #underwear

I'm an addict for underwear. ↗

— Jennifer Ellison

#i #underwear

Sexual underwear is tacky. ↗

— Izabella Scorupco

#tacky #underwear

I'm dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don't have time for these clowns. ↗

— Charlie Sheen

#clowns #coffee #cup #dealing #first

He got up and there were both of us in our underwear and this kid goes through the whole thing again, all the closets, the bathroom, everything else and then he left. ↗

— Rod Steiger

#bathroom #both #closets #else #everything

It's a kilt, dumbass. It's only a skirt if I'm wearing underwear. ↗

— Damon Suede

#kilt #underwear #humor

I'll say it: I want to see an ugly woman as a spokeswoman for a women's network. Ugly men are out there all the time – look at Larry King, for God's sake. He looks like someone's talking underwear. Why not give America a spokeswoman who ain't much to look at but is competent as Hell? If accomplishments actually count for women, this ought to be a no-brainer. ↗

— John Scalzi

#underwear #women #men

You can tell a lot about a person from his underwear. ↗

— Rachel Bilson

#his #lot #person #tell #underwear