#underwear

I don't get sent anything strange like underwear. I get sent cookies. ↗

— Jennifer Aniston

#cookies #get #i #like #sent

From the cradle to the coffin underwear comes first. ↗

— Bertolt Brecht

#comes #cradle #first #underwear

I have had fans make me the big picture collages of the photo books; I have had fans send me birthday cakes... sing to me on my voicemail. I have had fans flash me. I have had older fans give me their bras and underwear onstage. ↗

— Puff Daddy

#big picture #birthday #books #bras #cakes

Benji usually tries to match his hair with his underwear, and you know how he had the pink hair for a while well we caught him in a pink thong one day! ↗

— Joel Madden

#day #had #hair #him #his

I think there's something incredibly sexy about a woman wearing her boyfriend's T-shirt and underwear. ↗

— Calvin Klein

#boyfriend #her #i #i think #incredibly

I'm dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don't have time for these clowns. ↗

— Charlie Sheen

#clowns #coffee #cup #dealing #first

Always wear pretty underwear, on account of you just never know. ↗

— Jill Conner Browne

#love

When wearing a loincloth is not customary, it is risque. Being old-fashioned never goes out of style. ↗

— Bauvard

#humor #loincloths #old-fashioned #style #underwear

I'll say it: I want to see an ugly woman as a spokeswoman for a women's network. Ugly men are out there all the time – look at Larry King, for God's sake. He looks like someone's talking underwear. Why not give America a spokeswoman who ain't much to look at but is competent as Hell? If accomplishments actually count for women, this ought to be a no-brainer. ↗

— John Scalzi

#underwear #women #men

On a two week road trip I know I can get by better with no underwear than no laptop. ↗

— Curt Schilling

#get #i #i can #know #laptop