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Anybody who says they are a good liar obviously is not, because any legitimately savvy liar would always insist they're honest about everything.


Chuck Klosterman


#always #any #anybody #because #everything

Our job in this life is not to shape ourselves into some ideal we imagine we ought to be, but to find out who we already are and become it.


Steven Pressfield


#creativity #inspiration #sociology #writing #art

...What you are is a force--a force that makes it possible for your body to live, a force that makes it possible for your whole mind to dream...You are life


Miguel Ruiz


#spirituality #art

I have a black sense of humor. You try living my life, see what color yours turns.


Karen Marie Moning


#karen-marie-moning #humor

I'm the only comedian qualified to navigate a supertanker.


Peter Baynham


#i #navigate #only #qualified

Westley: This is true love — you think this happens every day?


William Goldman


#love #humor

Margaret Atwood, the Canadian novelist, once asked a group of women at a university why they felt threatened by men. The women said they were afraid of being beaten, raped, or killed by men. She then asked a group of men why they felt threatened by women. They said they were afraid women would laugh at them.


Molly Ivins


#humor #men #privilege #women #humor

Give your kids a bloody knife and fork and let me put some fresh food in front of them they can eat.


Jamie Oliver


#eat #food #fork #fresh #fresh food

If you fail to report within the next 12 hours. you will be terminated. If you attack any humans, you will be terminated. If you attempt to remove the tracking device, you will be terminated. We look forward to working with you.


Kiersten White


#evie #humor #humor






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