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I really like beer. ↗


— Joss Whedon


#humor #wolverine #humor

In his old life, the answer would have been easy: He'd have just put a gun to Vin's head and dragged the fucker to the altar. Now? He needed to be a little more civilized. ↗


— J.R. Ward


#jim-heron #marriage #vin #humor

she walked rather quickly; she liked to be active, though at times she gave an impression of repose that was at once static and evocative. This was because she knew few words and believed in none, and in the world she was rather silent, contributing just her share of urbane humor with a precision that approached meagreness. But at the moment when strangers tended to grow uncomfortable in the presence of this economy she would seize the topic and rush off with it, feverishly surprised with herself--then bring it back and relinquish it abruptly, almost timidly, like an obedient retriever, having been adequate and something more. ↗


— F. Scott Fitzgerald


#silence #silent #timid #words #humor

But Erin let it slide. The child was only four years old; she had a whole lifetime to learn about sadness. Today was for Dalmatians, ice cream and new dolls. ↗


— Carl Hiaasen


#humor #mystery-novels #humor

Is this bitch crazy? I don't want to 'accidentally' drown ↗


— J.L. McCoy


#vampire #humor

...passive voice is better than writing out a humongous number and taking the risk that your readers' brains will be numb by the time they get to the verb. ↗


— Mignon Fogarty


#numbers #passive-voice #writing #humor

Gallows humor is part of having a doctor in the house. Deal with it. ↗


— J.R. Ward


#humor #lover-enshrined #medicine #humor

Thank you sir," she said. "I hope that your friend feels better soon." I shrugged. "The ways of the Lord" I said, "are often dark, but never pleasant. ↗


— Robert B. Parker


#humor #religon #spenser #humor

The man kisses me and I just hop right on him like he's the hottest new ride at Disneyland. ↗


— Karen Marie Moning


#humor #love #sex #humor

I mean, electric shock? Isn’t that a bit... electric shock-y? ↗


— Emmett Spain


#humor #london-city #urban-fantasy #vampire #humor






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